Category Archives: Movie Reviews

“No Erik, You Did This” – A Review of X-Men: First Class

***SPOILER ALERT*** Well, here it is, the long awaited review of X-Men: First Class… There is much to say, and not enough brain capacity to say it, so I will dispense with the great, big, long-winded, poetic-narrative introduction and start … Continue reading

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“It’s Coming Out Like Hot Lava!” – A Review of ‘Bridesmaids’

***POTENTIAL SPOILER ALERT*** I really hate when people tell me that a movie is hilarious. I hate being told ‘Oh man, you have to see this!’, or ‘Holy shit, this movie was the funniest movie I’ve ever seen!’. It annoys … Continue reading

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“Is That Where We Are? In Between the Panels?” – A Review of “Super”

***SPOILER ALERT*** I’ve been looking forward to seeing this for a long time, but had no idea how to actually see it. It wasn’t in any of the Manhattan theaters any time I looked, and I had heard a rumor … Continue reading

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“I Need a Horse!” A Review of ‘Thor’

***SPOILER ALERT*** I could barley contain myself for the past few weeks. First and foremost, I am a superhero junkie. And if there is anything that I can talk about for hours on end, its superhero movies; namely, what Marvel … Continue reading

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